Well, I finally thought maybe, just maybe I was ready to join the world of dating. Apart from the amount of amazing fodder to talk/write about, it has left me in a deep confusion.
When did "Wanna root?" become a pick up line? Seriously... Please help me here. So people actually say… Well now that you mention it... Sure! This has brought me to way more questions than I ever thought a two worded question ever possible could.
It takes some messed up shit to shut me up... But wow!
Also if you are married... It is not OK to ask someone else other than your wife to dinner... You are making me a bad person. You obviously are already a complete PRICK! Do not make me any shitter than I already am. Also in my humble opinion, it is NOT dating... It is cheating.. So NO THANK YOU.
